how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
YO IT’S LESS THAN A YEARS WORTH OF (YOUR) TUITION!
New life plan-
- Buy an island
- Build a quaint cottage on it
- Write award-winning novels in my solitude
- Emerge at 30 years old a millionaire and build a proper mansion with a huge library
- THEN go to college
Watching Hannibal is like watching everyone in the show drive their own car that’s going 10 mph, so they have plenty of time to avoid collision and turn away, but instead they all end up running into each other and it’s a huge pile up and no one knows who to blame for this huge car crash and Hannibal is sitting on the sidewalk in a lawn chair drinking red wine and smirking to himself.
"former queen regent. that’s you, I mean. literally so former. lol cersei have I mentioned lately that you are no longer queen. no? let’s just bring that up again"
yes this is live, so it may not be the best audio ever, but i don’t care. It’s mumford and sons, playing hey jude. if that doesn’t make your day, then i hope you stub your toe every day
when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food